And please don't think adding in a clever kissy smiley face will help matters at all.

别以为加了一个亲吻的笑脸就万事大吉。

Of course, I'm not talking about romantic, "kissy-kissy"love, although that is pretty powerful stuff in itself.

当然，我不是在谈论罗曼蒂克，卿卿我我的爱，尽管那本身也是一种相当强大的力量。

Nothing says I'm too lazy to get offline like an E-mail with the subject line "will you marry me." And please don't think adding in a clever kissy smiley face will help matters at all.

懒到发一份主题为“你愿意嫁给我吗”的求婚邮件就匆匆下线，你别以为加个可爱的亲吻笑脸就能一切搞定了。

But it will by no means be idle, at least not to the psychologists, neuroscientists, philosophers and kissy-face dog owners who for centuries have pondered the mysteries of canine consciousness.

但这绝不是闲扯，至少对心理学家，神经学家，哲学家，和那些与狗亲亲的主人们不是，几个世纪以来他们都在深思犬类有无意识的谜团。