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Honey, leave the terrible jokes to me.
亲爱的，把烂笑话留给我吧。
《Friends Season 9》《老友记 第九季》
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What? Mr. Bigot. He tells the most racist jokes.
什么？偏执狂先生，他喜欢讲种族偏见的笑话。
《Friends Season 5》《老友记 第五季》
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Wait a minute, all jokes aside? I didn't agree to that.
等等，撇开笑话不提？我可不同意。
《Friends Season 6》《老友记 第六季》
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I got a lot of menu jokes, but that's my favorite.
我有很多关于菜单的笑话但我最喜欢这个。
《The Big Bang Theory Season 10》《生活大爆炸 第十季》
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It went great. And I didn't need any jokes or naked chicks either.
很顺利既不需要笑话，也不需要裸女。
《Friends Season 6》《老友记 第六季》
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Well, he laughs at his own jokes, but otherwise he's okay.
他除了会说完笑话自己笑之外，其他方面还算不错啦。
《The Big Bang Theory Season 11》《生活大爆炸 第十一季》
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Buddy, I was just joking around. Yeah, well, sometimes your jokes hurt.
同志，我只是开玩笑呢。有时候你的笑话很伤人。
《The Big Bang Theory Season 7》《生活大爆炸 第7季》
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Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?
罗斯，我问你撇开笑话不提，这段感情要往哪里走？
《Friends Season 6》《老友记 第六季》
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And your bad jokes and your complete inability to ever hide a single thing you felt.
还有蹩脚的笑话，和你不懂掩饰自己的每一丝情感。
《Me before you》《遇见你之前》
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I thought I got to make the jokes. Don't you have to be at work? Oh, come on.
我还以为说笑话是我的专利。你不用上班吗？拜托，走吧。
《Friends Season 9》《老友记 第九季》
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The servants would sing to me, laugh at my jokes. I wish I knew their names.
佣人们会给我唱歌，会捧场我的笑话，真希望我知道他们的名字。
《The Big Bang Theory Season 9》《生活大爆炸 第九季》
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Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I don't get. Like what?
拜托，告诉我这是你另一个我搞不懂的笑话。像什么？
《Friends Season 7》《老友记 第七季》
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The jokes aren't funny and everybody's all, "Honk, honk, ah-ooga, wah, wah."
那些笑话一点都不好笑，每个人还在叫喊着"滴滴，叭叭，乌拉，乌拉"。
《Modern Family Season 6》《摩登家庭 第六季》
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But to really be funny, you need what all the best jokes have. A punch line. He's coming!
但是要让这个笑话精彩，有一点必不可少。要有一个绝妙的笑点。他要出来啦！
《Wonder》《奇迹男孩》
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Well, no. When I get to the point where, you know, I'm ready to hear cruel, mocking jokes about Mike, I'm gonna come to you.
不，当我准备好要听糗死的麦克笑话时，我会来找你的。
《Friends Season 9》《老友记 第九季》
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Are you one of Emily's friends? This sounds like one of her silly jokes. Is she there with you? No, I'm on my own.
你是埃米莉的朋友吗？很像她的蠢笑话，她在你旁边吗？不，我自己一个人。
《Lucy》《超体》
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Or we could just follow your clever jokes, any ideas? No. Didn't think so. Okay, come on guys, show us where the presents are.
顺着你的笑话去找也行，你知道在哪里吗？当然不知道，来，把礼物找出来。
《Friends Season 6》《老友记 第六季》
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Hey, guys. Oh, hello. Want to join us? But he's a geologist, and I have more physics jokes. Oh, quick! Sit!
伙计们。你好。要坐下来一起吃吗？可他是个地质学家，而我还有很多物理笑话要讲呢。快请坐！
《The Big Bang Theory Season 10》《生活大爆炸 第十季》
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In pander to your audience. Keep them palmer of your hand and within easy demeanor natural cadence and of course jokes.
最后：吸引观众目光！记住要放松心情，保持脸上还有声音上的和谐，当然说笑话也是个好方法！
《Be a More Confident Public Speaker》《公开场合演讲如何展现自信？》
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As is the tradition, I have prepared a series of disrespectful jokes which generate humor at Howard's expense. Prepare to have your ribs tickled...
按照传统习惯，我准备了一些无礼的笑话，来取笑霍华德，娱乐大众，准备笑到肚子疼吧……
《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》《生活大爆炸 第五季》
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play jokes on
开玩笑；捉弄；戏弄
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tell jokes
讲笑话；说笑话；讲讲笑话
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late-night television jokes
深夜电视笑话
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forwarded jokes
转发的笑话
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His jokes are really killing it on stage!
他的笑话笑翻全场！
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The comedian's jokes are stale; he needs to come up with new material.
喜剧演员的笑话都老掉牙了；他需要拿出点新笑料。
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The president’s speech was peppered with jokes to keep the audience amused.
总统演讲中到处是笑话，听众都被逗乐了。
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His sense of humor is so grim – he’s always telling jokes about dead people.
他的幽默感很糟糕——他总是开死人的玩笑。
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No, it's just a harmless prank. Besides, he always plays practical jokes on us.
不会的，这就是个没啥伤害的恶作剧。再说，他老是捉弄我们。
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Best April Fools' Jokes of 2021
2021最佳愚人节笑话
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Past jokes include an update from Google that could make your smart speaker talk to flowers.
过去的愚人节活动包括谷歌的一个更新，可以让你的智能语音助手与花对话。
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However, I will say that some of the jokes are quite funny, but not funny enough to save this film!
不过，我必须说电影里的一些笑话还是比较搞笑的，但没好笑到能救这部戏！
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I find those jokes are hard to get though. Actually my favorite is The Ellen Show.
但是我觉得这种调侃很难理解。其实我最喜欢的是《艾伦秀》。
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Her jokes really creased me up.
她的笑话真让我笑死了。
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They all guffawed at his jokes.
他们听了他的笑话都一阵狂笑。
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You never laugh at my jokes!
你们听了我的笑话从不发笑！
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She's always cracking jokes.
她总爱说笑话。
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I managed to slip in a few jokes.
我设法穿插了几个笑话。