Morty: Well, go up to the office.

莫迪：好，那就去她的办公室。

Morty: Oh yeah, very alert. Warm person.

莫迪：哦是的，很警觉、很热心的人。

Morty: So ask Elaine there for the number.

莫迪：那就去问依莲要那女的号码。

Morty: So, what are you? Afraid of her?

莫迪：难道你还怕了她了不成？

Morty: So why don't you ask someone who was at the party?

莫迪：那你干嘛不问也在派对上的其他人呢？

Well, Morty, basically what we.

莫迪，基本上我们必须要做的是…

Morty: Why, what's wrong with Loni Anderson?

莫迪：找隆尼。安德森有问题嘛？

Then, seemingly on the spur of the moment, Morty started a squabble.

后来，似乎一时冲动，莫迪和我发生口角。

Morty: From Maryland. The one who brought you the chocolate covered cherries you didn't like.

莫迪：马里兰来的。那个给你不爱吃的樱桃巧克力的。

Morty: So, how did she find out?

莫迪：她是怎么知道的？

Morty:Sometimes it's better to keep certain memories just in your head.

莫蒂：有些事情还是留在记忆深处比较好。

Morty: What's the matter? You need a lawyer?

莫迪：怎么回事？你要个律师？

Morty: You wanted a universal remote control. That remote, controls your universe.

莫蒂：你想找一个可以控制所有家用电器的遥控器？给你这个，它能操纵你的生活。

Another Thought from Chef Tony: Who wants to slave over a hot stove all day? Call Morty's Deli. They deliver. Don't you want your life back? ♦

托尼大厨的另外一个电子：谁愿意在火炉里面工作一整天？马上致电摩帝熟食店。他们也负责配送。不想过回原来的生活吗？

Morty: You wanted a universal remote control.

莫蒂：你想找一个可以控制所有家用电器的遥控器？

Morty: He's always chasing the pot of gold, but when he gets there, at the end of the day, it's just corn flakes.

他一直在追逐那一罐金子，但当他最终到了那里，在一天结束的时候，那只是一罐子玉米片。