Think of a parking ticket.

试想一个违规停车罚单。

Oh no! I got a parking ticket.

喔，不！我拿到一张罚单了。

Odds of getting a parking ticket: zero.

获得停车罚单的机率是：零。

That's like a parking ticket to me.

就像开张停车罚单那么简单。

If you park there, you might get a parking ticket.

你把车停放在那里，就会收到一张违例停车传票。