Hey, look, I don't need you getting all judgmental and condescending and pedantic. Toilet paper? Yeah.

听着，我不需要你跟我来批判施舍，卖弄学问那一套东西。“每日一字”卫生纸里的话？是的。

《Friends Season 2》《老友记 第二季》

I wanted you from the moment the toilet paper was stuck to your head. Seriously, though, whatever you need, I'm your girl.

从卫生纸粘住你头的那一刻起我就已经决定要你了。说真的，不管你需要什么，我都愿意去做。

《This Is Us Season 1》《我们这一天 第一季》

In the bathroom, I folded the end of the toilet paper into a triangle.

洗手间里，我特意把厕纸尾端折成小三角造型。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 9》《生活大爆炸 第九季》

Okay, now, sweetie, listen. We can't use that much toilet paper because it's wasteful.

亲爱的，听好了，我们不能用这么多厕纸，因为这样很浪费。

《Modern Family Season 6》《摩登家庭 第六季》

Yeah. Jack. When you're done talking with your girlfriend, can you bring up some toilet paper?

是啊。杰克！跟你"女友"聊完后，帮我拿点厕纸来好吗？!

《This Is Us Season 1》《我们这一天 第一季》

Oh, great. I don't suppose you also brought napkins, clean bowls, utensils and a roll of toilet paper. Right here.

太好了，你们不会顺便还带了餐巾纸，干净的碗餐具，外加一卷厕纸吧。还真带了。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 8》《生活大爆炸 第八季》