Oh, my God. I'm gonna be on TV!

喔，我的天，我要上电视了！ 好了，现在…

《Friends Season 9》《老友记 第九季》

Is Granddad dog on the list? Silly Peppa, my Granddad won't be on the list. But he is sailing a boat. And a boat is on the list.

狗爷爷在活动表格上吗？糊涂的佩奇，我的爷爷怎么会在表格上呢。但是他开的一艘船。而一艘船在表格上。

《Peppa Pig Season 3》《小猪佩奇 第三季》

The last time someone was allowed to be on a float was in the year 2000, a certain Jackie Chan.

上一次有人被允许乘上彩车还是在2000年，那就是成龙。

《Chinese New Year》《中国春节》

It would be easy to control, because it would be on my arm.

应该不会太难操控，我打算在我的胳膊上戳个洞。

《The Martian》《火星救援》

Is Granddad dog on the list? Silly Peppa, my granddad won't be on the list. But he is sailing a boat. And a boat is on the list. Hooray!

单子上有狗爷爷吗？笨佩佩，我的狗爷爷不会在清单上的。可是他在划船。而清单上面有船。噢耶！

《Peppa Pig》《小猪佩奇（精选版）》

How could Wil ask Howard to be on his show and not me?

威尔怎么可以邀请他上节目而不邀我？

《The Big Bang Theory Season 11》《生活大爆炸 第十一季》

Then every death from this moment forward will be on your hand.

那么从现在起，死的每个人都算在你头上。

《London Has Fallen》《伦敦陷落》

You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking. Has anyone seem my list by the way?

你想榜上有名就继续说啊，对了，谁有看到我的黑名单？

《Friends Season 5》《老友记 第五季》

Oh, I'm gonna be on the news. Okay, Phoebe, honey, you gotta be kidding. I mean, you know you cannot keep one of these babies.

天哪，我会上新闻，菲比，别开玩笑了，你明知你不能这么做。

《Friends Season 5》《老友记 第五季》

Could you pull the curtains open for me? The astronauts from the space shuttle are gonna be on the news.

你帮我把窗帘拉起来好吗？太空人会上电视新闻。

《Friends Season 3》《老友记 第三季》

How about our roof? Oh, I like that. That's great. Oh, my gosh. I can't believe my maid of honor dress is going to be on Google Earth.

我们屋顶如何？我喜欢。不错。天啊，真不敢相信我的伴娘服要上谷歌地球的空照图了。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 5》《生活大爆炸 第五季》

And I will return to New Delhi in triumph atop a bejeweled white elephant! And you know what will be on that elephant's back? A seat warmer.

我会光荣凯旋回归新德里，骑着宝石装饰的白象登场，而且你们知道大象的背上会有什么吗？座椅加热器。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 6》《生活大爆炸 第六季》

All right. Listen, smirky. If not for you and your stupid balloon, I will be on a plane watching a woman do this right now. But l' m not.

你听着，假笑的家伙，要不是你和你那愚蠢的气球，现在我就在飞机上，看着一个女人这样做了，但现在我却不能。

《Friends Season 1》《老友记第一季》

The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth. They're with the Avengers. The Avengers? Earth's mightiest heroes. Like Kevin Bacon? He may be on the team. I don't know. I haven't been there in a while.

时间和心灵宝石在地球上很安全。在复仇者联盟手里。复仇者联盟？地球最强大的英雄。就像凯文·贝肯吗？或许有他吧。我不知道。我挺久没回去了。

《Avengers: Infinity War》《复仇者联盟3：无限战争》

That's the thing, you can't. I'll be on a ship in the North Sea.

这就是问题所在，你不能来，因为我会在北海的一艘船上。

《The Big Bang Theory Season 6》《生活大爆炸 第六季》

Of course, you could have sex. It's just the girl would have to be on top. Oh, well, we'd be doomed, then.

我们当然可以做爱了，只不过得用女上位。那到时候我们就那么做。

《Me before you》《遇见你之前》

Really? That's a new wrinkle. I didn't know sloth bears worked. Come on, Mowgli, let's be on our way. Wait!

真的？我头回听说原来懒熊也会工作。来吧，毛克利，我们该上路了。等一等！

《The Jungle Book》《奇幻森林》

So, are we going to do? If it's up to me, we'll already be on our way.

我已我们怎么办？如果是我的决定，我们现在就已经在路上了。

《The Martian》《火星救援》

Of course, if he tries to get in touch... We'll be on to you in a moment.

当然，如果他企图联络你…我们马上告诉您。

《Downton Abbey Season 6》《唐顿庄园 第六季》

Grandpa, when do we get go on the slide. Don't worry, Peppa, they won't be on it for long . I am bored of waiting.

爷爷，我们什么时候才能去玩滑梯啊。你们不用担心，佩奇，他们不会在上面玩很久的。我等得太无聊了。

《Peppa Pig Season 3》《小猪佩奇 第三季》